i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I love you. Go after that dick
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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