lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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