am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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