you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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