no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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