if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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