Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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