I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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