You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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