You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think I am morally bankrupt
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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