You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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