another moral hangover. fuck.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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