I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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