Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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