never play flip cup with pint glasses
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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