Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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