his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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