Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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