You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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