Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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