If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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