My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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