wanna go halves on a baby?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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