Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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