What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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