MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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