you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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