ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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