Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Everything about him screamed your future.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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