She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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