I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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