Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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