I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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