I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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