Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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