Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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