See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Actions speak louder than pants.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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