YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
These tits shall not be calmed
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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