So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No stitches, just platelets and will power
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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