If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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