New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
