Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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