How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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