ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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