You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Also, beer. Big fan.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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