@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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