Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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