are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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