you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my phone needs a breathalizer
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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