I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I think a kid would responsible me up
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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